Last year for Design and Colour (yes, it was an actual class) I did a mockumentary for Vitamin Water. Those who know me in depth will probably know I have a bit of a hate-on for the crap, but just in case you didn't, I wrote a little skit about it which I'd like to share with you now. It was a short thing so don't expect something too crazy.
Vitamin Whater? by Matti McLean
Do you get thirsty? Do you like water? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you might be alive! But next time you go to fill up on regular water think again! Because you haven’t tried anything until you try vitamin water!
What makes vitamin water so special? Well in regular water, we don’t put a bunch of random shit into your water. With vitamin water, we do! How do we know it’s better? Just look at the bottle! This bottle of “not” vitamin water is clear! And this bottle of 100% vitamin water is yellow! Just like your piss!
How do we know it’s better? This incredible beverage has the word vitamin in the title, which means that it must be ! And it’s even packaged better. Forget sinks and filtered water, now you can drink your water out of a bottle that only costs 1000% the price of drinking from a tap! Delicious!
So throw away your vitamin supplements, kiss fruit goodbye and prepare yourself for a life of unbelievable energy and excitement with new vitamin water! Scientifically proven to be a beverage!
Now in diet! For all the fatties out there.